You flail your arms wildly and manage to grab the bat in mid-air. You wrap your fingers around its tiny neck and snap it between your hands. You laugh maniacally as you throw the bat's corpse onto the ground. Just as you begin to kick the corpse around the room, your friend Tom Cruise walks in.

"What are you doing?!" he says.

1. Throw the bat at him.
2. Eat the bat corpse.
3. Try to explain yourself.
4. Kill Tom Cruise.

By Ginger Wightman

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