You prepare for the mightiest burst. Then you feel it. Dry, Disgusting, and smelly.

Soon everyone starts looking at you funny as you awkwardly crab walk with a massive lump in your pants.

You then

1. Crab walk to the bathroom
2. Act like the giant hunk in your pants is your dong
3. Throw off your pants and start yelling about how your going "loud and proud"

By MrMurica

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