You Are Bella Swan

You are Bella Swan.

How unfortunate.

You have recently moved to a new town in buttfuck-nowhere, Oregon. Spoons, you think it's called? It's nice enough, you suppose. The scenery is pretty gorgeous, and your dad gave you a neat truck. But it's such a quiet place. It's positively boring! What do you do?

1. Drive somewhere
2. Yell at your dad for no reason
3. Bemoan your privileged teenage life
4. Explore the woods

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