Instead of responding, you can only hear what sounds like baby pterodactyls being beaten to death with industrial farm equipment. Raul seeps through the phone and grabs you by the throat. "That's pretty dank," he utters.

1. Say "Let go of me!" and try to break his grasp
2. Allow him to strangle you
3. Pray to the dank meme gods that he will spare your life

By Ogskive

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